"The Curse of the Black Pearl" part
1, part 2 (or: THIS IS A DISNEY
MOVIE!)
There's some plot somewhere about a curse and gold medallions, but
nobody really cares because it has JOHNNY DEPP and ORLANDO BLOOM
running around in 18th century costumes, getting into sword fights
and looking pretty.
Spoiler rating: 4
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"Dead Man's Chest" part
1, part 2 (or:
Plot? What Plot?)
To save Elizabeth, Will goes on a quest for Jack's compass and the
excised-but-still-beating heart of Davy Jones. Yeah, it doesn't make
a whole lot of sense to me either, but it's pretty fun anyway.
Spoiler rating: 5 (just watch the last twenty minutes or
so, then you can read it)
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"At World's End" part 1, part 2 (or: THIS IS A BRUCKHEIMER
MOVIE!)
Jack is rescued from the Locker so the pirate lords of the Brethren
Court can release the spirit of Calypso...or something. Whatever the
plot is, it involves a LOT of explosions and swordfighting and a giant
whirlpool. Will is hell bent on rescuing his father and Elizabeth
kicks all sorts of ass as the Pirate King of the Brethren Court. Oh, and there's repeated
mention of stabbing Jones' heart and taking over the Dutchperson. That's probably important.
Spoiler rating: 5
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*Font on this set of pictures is "Caribbean", found on dafont.com. Pictures from cap_it livejournal.