Once upon a time there was a site called Television Without Pity - sadly no longer in existence. And once upon a time I attempted to write movie reviews to post alongside the fan fiction on my website. The longer I followed recaps on TWoP, the more my reviews came to resemble them until I finally gave up on the idea of writing formal reviews because recaps were more detailed anyway. I also gave up on these having any sort of theme because the nice thing about doing recaps informally - as opposed to doing them for a site like TWoP - is that I can do whatever I want and I don't have deadlines. This is especially convenient as writing is not my day job. So here, in as best an attempt at descending chronological order as I can manage (so newest first), are my film and television recaps.

All recaps contain spoilers. All movies are marked with a spoiler rating. You can check the spoiler ratings guide here (opens in new window).